I believe blogging is either for:

a.)people who just want to attention from random anonymous people with nothing better to do with the internet so that they'll feel appreciated
(consisting of 0.1% of the tumblr population)

or

b.) the random anonymous people with nothing better to do with the internet
(consisting of 99.9% of the tumblr population including me)

As a part of the latter, I shall help you waste time with all the cool/ silly/ funny/ interesting/ informative things I happen to reblog. Procrastinate and enjoy.

 

http://well-hello-bright-eyes.tumblr.com/post/83487386613

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

davesmallpeepee:

mysticshard:

This is what I think about at 3 in the morning…

HIS LITTLE FEET OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

davesmallpeepee:

mysticshard:

This is what I think about at 3 in the morning…

HIS LITTLE FEET OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

(Source: anitagaughan)