I believe blogging is either for:
a.)people who just want to attention from random anonymous people with nothing better to do with the internet so that they'll feel appreciated
(consisting of 0.1% of the tumblr population)
b.) the random anonymous people with nothing better to do with the internet
(consisting of 99.9% of the tumblr population including me)
As a part of the latter, I shall help you waste time with all the cool/ silly/ funny/ interesting/ informative things I happen to reblog. Procrastinate and enjoy.
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"